Silent Hill: You go around trying to open a bunch of doors that are locked or broken
Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess-You try to fix a mirror with a bitchy imp and when you finally do, she fucking breaks it again.
Pokemon: some dogs and cats runnin around and shit and you gotta throw balls at them and they come to you no homo and then they fight for you and kill other dogs and shit and some people give you medallions or some shit for killing their dogs and shit kinda fucked up but i love it
Grand Theft Auto Franchise: you murder innocent people and steal the cars that they’ve worked years to get. do they have families? loved ones? you don’t care. you brutally run them over and gun them down as if they were ants
s.t.a.l.k.e.r.: you walk around and hang out with ukranians who hate you. the ukranians and the animals in the ukraine try to kill you as you sit around campfires and eat sausage. your guns don’t do anything and the ground you walk on kills you.
Kingdom Hearts: Lance Bass is involved
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Solo Cups: Knowledge
I was curious about the lines on solo cups the other weekend and learned something amazing. This information should be taught in an intro class to all high schoolers and college students.
It turns out that the lines of the solo cup allows you to measure out a shot, a glass of wine, and a beer. This would have been ridiculously helpful during my partying years!
i fill everything to the top because i don’t care???????????
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reblog in 10 seconds or theyll make another alvin and the chipmunks movie
I HOPE I WASNT TOO SLOW
FUCK
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Kittens rescued by US Marines in Afghanistan
Yes this can absolutely be on my blog on Memorial Day.
soldiers with kittes
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No but seriously, with the brony ‘documentary’ thing.
The biggest problem I have with it is that we all know it’s not going to be an actual representation of the fandom.
They’re not going to spend any time pointing out the fact that some ‘bronies’ care so much about their fictional cartoon horses that they went on Yamino’s page and for weeks flooded it with comments like ‘go kill yourself you fat tranny’ and ‘I hope someone rapes your face’ or any other variation upon that general theme because shehad the audacity to make a post about how she felt.
They’re not going to talk about the incredible flood of porn there is, or touch upon how much of a wretched hive of scum that Ponibooru really is, or how utterly petty people are on ponychan.
They won’t discuss the fact that Ask Futashy is one of the most popular blogs around, or that you can buy one of several pony fuckdolls now.
They’re going to whitewash the fandom, pretending that there’s nothing even remotely questionable about it and that every brony everywhere forever is giving to charity and tweeting #twilightlicious. They’re going to intentionally cover up the actually really shitty, really sexual, really violent and really misogynistic parts of the fandom that anyone with two brain cells to rub together will tell you is fucking endemic and it doesn’t deserve to be called a documentary because of it.
All it’s really going to be is a fucking circlejerk.
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a brief list of games that i would like to come out soon
- animal crossing 3DS
- animal crossing 3DS
- animal crossing 3DS
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